Ted
2022-12-30 08:13:09 UTC
The gospels are all bullshit.
Well, practically all. Liar Matthew, for example, invented John's
objection to Jesus's baptism and Jesus's nonsensical explanation. In
verse 3:15 he writes
"And Jesus answering said unto him, Suffer it to be so now: for thus
it becometh us to fulfil all righteousness."
Huh? WTF is that supposed to mean, Jesus? Matthew doesn't explain,
probably because he knew he didn't have to, as he knew the fact of
Jesus's baptism by John the Baptist embarrassed his readers just as
much as it did him, and so they'd swallow anything and be grateful
for it.
The other gospels don't invent John's initial refusal but the fourth
gospel author, the only one promoting Jesus to God status, avoids
mentioning the baptism directly and only alludes to it by reporting
what John the Baptist supposedly said about Jesus being the Lamb of
God (which is one of the fourth writer's favorite themes -- he even
goes as far as changing the day of the crucifixion to accommodate
it).
But John the Baptist having baptized Jesus was too well known to omit
it from any of the gospels, despite it embarrassing the christers to
no end. In fact, Jesus began his preaching career as a disciple of
the Baptist whom he joined because he agreed with his apocalyptic
message.
Jewish apocalypticists were common during the first century and had
been for the centuries previous and following and were largely
responsible for the Jewish-Roman wars between 66 and 137 CE.
Well, practically all. Liar Matthew, for example, invented John's
objection to Jesus's baptism and Jesus's nonsensical explanation. In
verse 3:15 he writes
"And Jesus answering said unto him, Suffer it to be so now: for thus
it becometh us to fulfil all righteousness."
Huh? WTF is that supposed to mean, Jesus? Matthew doesn't explain,
probably because he knew he didn't have to, as he knew the fact of
Jesus's baptism by John the Baptist embarrassed his readers just as
much as it did him, and so they'd swallow anything and be grateful
for it.
The other gospels don't invent John's initial refusal but the fourth
gospel author, the only one promoting Jesus to God status, avoids
mentioning the baptism directly and only alludes to it by reporting
what John the Baptist supposedly said about Jesus being the Lamb of
God (which is one of the fourth writer's favorite themes -- he even
goes as far as changing the day of the crucifixion to accommodate
it).
But John the Baptist having baptized Jesus was too well known to omit
it from any of the gospels, despite it embarrassing the christers to
no end. In fact, Jesus began his preaching career as a disciple of
the Baptist whom he joined because he agreed with his apocalyptic
message.
Jewish apocalypticists were common during the first century and had
been for the centuries previous and following and were largely
responsible for the Jewish-Roman wars between 66 and 137 CE.